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any blog that saves me money is a blog i will forever follow
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
OCTOBER IS TODAY IN SOME PLACES ALREADY
i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away
In Australia, call 13 11 14
In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354
In the US, call 1 800 273 8255
In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
Do we fall in love with people
because of the way they look
and the words they say
and the things they do,
or do we fall in love with people
for the way we think they are?
It’s wild how someone
can give you one flower
and you mistaken it for a bouquet.
Are we in love with them
because we make ourselves
believe that they are the one
we’ve been searching for?
Are we just settling
at the end of the day?
M.D.L // Excerpt from “Someone Like You”
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it
i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween