this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
Smosh asks celebrities the important questions.
Oh lord. It happened again.
The dogs. They’re stuck. Again.
These people really need to watch their dogs better….
In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with “Donkeys are cute therefore i’m cute!” And one day this kid was like, ” No donkeys are ugly creatures that poor people use for transportation” and I replied with “AT LEAST PEOPLE LIKE TO RIDE ME!” And my teacher started laughing and I didn’t know why until today because I just realized what I said omg
This is the most accurate summary of WWI I have ever heard.
Minus the fact that they left out Canada again.
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work