can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?


you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

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Things he tastes like:

  • you (only sweeter)

Things you were:

  • my picket fence

Things I’ll be:

  • your number one with a bullet

Things my songs know:

  • what you did in the dark

Things I’ve got:

  • troubled thoughts
  • the self esteem to match

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Fun facts about your sign here

Fun facts about your sign here


Me as a villian

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you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story



So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.


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Blink-182 - First Date

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Anonymous asked: 1-100

  • 1:Is there a boy/girl in your life?- yes, yes there is :)
  • 2:Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?- I don’t even remember who the last person who hurt me was, but regardless I still forgive them for whatever they did
  • 3:What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”- my friend, Devin
  • 4:What’s something you really want right now?- Umm, I’m pretty much content with everything in my life right now, so nothing really
  • 5:Are you afraid of falling in love?- nahhhhh
  • 6:Do you like the beach?- Idk, haven’t been to one since I was little
  • 7:Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?- haha, yeah actually, I did.
  • 8:What’s the background on your cell?- 
  • 9:Name the last four beds you were sat on?- my bed, my bro’s, annnnnnnndddddddd idk what else
  • 10:Do you like your phone?- yes, I love my phone
  • 11:Honestly, are things going the way you planned?- yes.
  • 12:Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?- idk really
  • 13:Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?- Rottweiler
  • 14:Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?- I think emotional pain
  • 15:Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?- art museum
  • 16:Are you tired?- nahhh
  • 17:How long have you known your 1st phone contact?- well, if you mean alphabetically, that’s my friend, A-aron & I’ve known him from Media Lit in sophomore year
  • 18:Are they a relative?- nope
  • 19:Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?- noooooooo, no way
  • 20:When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?- like right now, right this second
  • 21:If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?- I don’t even know
  • 22:Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?- yes
  • 23:How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?- none
  • 24:Is there a certain quote you live by?- “No story lives unless someone listens” because I feel like it applies to people too
  • 25:What’s on your mind?- hahaha aghhhhhhhh, a lot
  • 26:Do you have any tattoos?- no, but I want a couple tattoos or so
  • 27:What is your favorite color?- Purple
  • 28:Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?- now
  • 29:Who are you texting?- no one
  • 30:Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?- omg, well about that…… ;p
  • 31:Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?- yeah, actually
  • 32:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?- yup
  • 33:Do you think anyone has feelings for you?- well I hope so haha
  • 34:Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?- yeah, right this second cuz of the dork :p
  • 35:Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?- nope. no. I’d be hella upset tho
  • 36:Were you single on Valentines Day?- last one yeah
  • 37:Are you friends with the last person you kissed?- haha yup, my boyfriend actually
  • 38:What do your friends call you?- Ling-Ling, Mama Ling-Ling are the main one
  • 39:Has anyone upset you in the last week?- my parents
  • 40:Have you ever cried over a text?- yeah
  • 41:Where’s your last bruise located?- I don’t have one
  • 42:What is it from?- well I don’t have one sooooo
  • 43:Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?- well I wanted to go up to the city earlier this summer..
  • 44:Who was the last person you were on the phone with?- haha, the dork
  • 45:Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?- my converse
  • 46:Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?- I  wear a beanie when it’s cold…
  • 47:Would you ever go bald if it was the style?- noooooo
  • 48:Do you make supper for your family?- hahaha no
  • 49:Does your bedroom have a door?- well, yeah what bedroom doesn’t
  • 50:Top 3 web-pages?- Tumblr, Instagram & Twitter
  • 51:Do you know anyone who hates shopping?- basically every guy
  • 52:Does anything on your body hurt?- well now, yeah
  • 53:Are goodbyes hard for you?- yeah, they are
  • 54:What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?- maybe water
  • 55:How is your hair?- great, wish it was more purple
  • 56:What do you usually do first in the morning?- check my phone
  • 57:Do you think two people can last forever?- forever is one hell of a long time
  • 58:Think back to January 2007, were you single?- yeah, I was
  • 59:Green or purple grapes?- purple
  • 60:When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?- right this second
  • 61:Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?- nope
  • 62:When will be the next time you text someone?- idk
  • 63:Where will you be 5 hours from now?- probably & most likely at home
  • 64:What were you doing at 8 this morning.- sleeping
  • 65:This time last year, can you remember who you liked?- the dork :p
  • 66:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?- yup
  • 67:Did you kiss or hug anyone today?- both, from the dork
  • 68:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?- I don’t know, I know I fell asleep early tho
  • 69:Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?- yup, on like tests and stuff
  • 70:How many windows are open on your computer?- one
  • 71:How many fingers do you have?- ten..
  • 72:What is your ringtone?- the default iphone one
  • 73:How old will you be in 5 months?- 17!! finally
  • 74:Where is your Mum right now?- upstairs 
  • 75:Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?- cuz they didn’t like me
  • 76:Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?- lol I’ve been holding hands with someone currently
  • 77:Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?- most of them, I believe
  • 78:Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?- yup & I regret it
  • 79:Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?- Mikey?? from 5sos lol jk, but yeah I know a couple Mike’s
  • 80:Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?- lol yeah
  • 81:How many people have you liked in the past three months?- just one
  • 82:Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?- no
  • 83:Will you talk to the person you like tonight?- Am right now
  • 84:You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?- group of friends
  • 85:If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?- no
  • 86:What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?- when our whole group went to see GI Joe together
  • 87:Who was your last received call from?- from the dork
  • 88:If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?- yes, so punk
  • 89:What is something you wish you had more of?- idk
  • 90:Have you ever trusted someone too much?- yeah
  • 91:Do you sleep with your window open?- nope, I’m kinda scared of my window at night
  • 92:Do you get along with girls?- Idk, I feel like I get along with dudes better
  • 93:Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?- I don’t think so
  • 94:Does sex mean love?- not necessarily 
  • 95:You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?- hahahaha uhhhh
  • 96:Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?- nope, but I swear if I ever meet Luke Hemmings
  • 97:Did you sleep alone this week?- yeah
  • 98:Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?- yes
  • 99:Do you believe in love at first sight?- sadly, yeah
  • 100:Who was the last person that you pinky promise?-Idk

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